Belly Laughs
We asked KC Parent’s 54,000+ Facebook fans, what are some things you never thought you’d say until you became a parent?
Shelia: Please take the turtle out of your pants.
Susan: We don't put potatoes in our ears!
Mindy: I promise, the dog doesn’t need lotion on his fur.
Janelle: Don’t wiggle your chicken at your sister!
Melissa: Please don't eat the toilet paper.
Serena: We don’t let other people put rocks in our ears.
Amber: Why is there a banana peel behind the toilet?
Salena: Please stop eating your cereal with your feet!
Kate: Why is there a blueberry in your belly button?
Melissa: Stop putting underwear on your head.
Shana: Why is there a worm in the bathroom sink?
Merissa: Babies don’t nap in the microwave.
April: Don't shut your sisters in the dog kennel.
Markley: We don’t lick the dog!
Skyla: Get out of the dryer.